{"id":157,"date":"2012-11-19T14:04:07","date_gmt":"2012-11-19T14:04:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/biowars.lan:8080\/blog\/?p=157"},"modified":"2023-03-06T12:36:35","modified_gmt":"2023-03-06T12:36:35","slug":"10-starwars-disney-tabloid-headlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/10-starwars-disney-tabloid-headlines\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Star Wars-Disney Tabloid Headlines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last week, before Frankenstorm stole its thunder, Disney\u2019s acquisition of Lucasfilm was the hot topic. Fans took to the forums, expressing a range of emotions &#8211; some elated, others devastated, everyone curious about what this would mean for the future of the beloved epic.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone\u2019s got an opinion about how this will affect the beloved Star Wars series. The rumor mill predicts Episode VII will have a <a href=\"http:\/\/comicbook.com\/blog\/2012\/10\/30\/star-wars-episode-7-to-be-released-in-2015-new-episodes-every-two-to-three-years\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">July 2015 release date<\/a>. Until then, the buzz is sure to continue in ebbs and flows. Here are some tabloid headlines we\u2019d love to see mixed in with all the serious industry hype:<\/p>\n<h3><strong># 10: Luke Skywalker<\/strong> <strong>Finds Cindarella\u2019s Glass Slipper<\/strong>\u2026but it fits his father.<\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-384\" title=\"Star Wars\/Disney Tabloid Headline - Luke Skywalker &amp; Cindarella\" alt=\"Star Wars\/Disney Tabloid Headline - Luke Skywalker &amp; Cindarella\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/luke-cinderella-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/luke-cinderella-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/luke-cinderella-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/luke-cinderella-440x440.jpg 440w, https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/luke-cinderella-635x635.jpg 635w, https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/luke-cinderella.jpg 812w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><strong># 9: Darth Vader<\/strong>\u2019s <strong>True Identity Revealed<\/strong>. He\u2019s actually Jafar, from Aladdin.<\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><strong># 8: Jabba the Hut and Queen Ursula\u2019s Lovechild Checks into Anger Management<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-385\" title=\"Star Wars\/Disney Tabloid Headlines - Jabba Ursula\" alt=\"Star Wars\/Disney Tabloid Headlines - Jabba Ursula\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/jabba-ursula-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/jabba-ursula-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/jabba-ursula-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/jabba-ursula-440x440.jpg 440w, https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/jabba-ursula-635x635.jpg 635w, https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/jabba-ursula.jpg 817w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><strong><strong>#7: Chewbacca and Tinker Bell Caught in Miracle Youth Cream Ponzi Scheme <\/strong><\/strong><\/h3>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><strong>#6: 2016 U.S. Presidency Runningmates: Padme Amidala &amp; King Trident<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><strong>#5: Wicket and Flounder Co-Found C.S.A. <\/strong>(Cute Sidekicks Anonymous)<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-386\" title=\"StarWars\/Disney Tabloid Headlines - Wicket and Flounder\" alt=\"StarWars\/Disney Tabloid Headlines - Wicket and Flounder\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/wicket-flounder-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/wicket-flounder-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/wicket-flounder-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/wicket-flounder-440x440.jpg 440w, https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/wicket-flounder-635x635.jpg 635w, https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/wicket-flounder.jpg 811w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><strong>#4: iPhone6 Photo Leaks Traced Back to R2-D2 and Buzz Lightyear<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><strong>#3: Yoda and Lumiere (the candelabra from Beauty &amp; The Beast): Scientologists!<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-388\" title=\"StarWars-Disney Tabloids - Lumiere and Yoda\" alt=\"StarWars-Disney Tabloids - Lumiere and Yoda\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/yoda-lumiere-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/yoda-lumiere-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/yoda-lumiere-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/yoda-lumiere-440x440.jpg 440w, https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/yoda-lumiere-635x635.jpg 635w, https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/yoda-lumiere.jpg 810w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><strong>#2: New Bravo Reality Show about Rising Above Family Politics featuring Obi-Wan Kenobi &amp; Simba<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/h3>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><strong>#1: Hans Solo &amp; Mickey Mouse Discovered in Cyrogenic Chamber<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>The classics. The originals. Yes, one\u2019s much manlier than the other. But they\u2019re both forever in our hearts.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-387\" title=\"StarWars-Disney Tabloid Headlines - Hans Solo &amp; Mickey\" alt=\"StarWars-Disney Tabloid Headlines - Hans Solo &amp; Mickey\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/hans-mickey-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/hans-mickey-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/hans-mickey-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/hans-mickey-440x440.jpg 440w, https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/hans-mickey-635x635.jpg 635w, https:\/\/2023.biowars.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/hans-mickey.jpg 809w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Did we miss any whacky combos you\u2019d like to see? Either in your wildest dreams or weirdest nightmares? Drop yours in a comment below!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone\u2019s got an opinion about how Disney&#8217;s recent purchase will affect the beloved Star Wars series. Until then, the buzz is sure to continue. 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